Caffeine Prayer
( ) ( ____.....(.-------)-......____ .--"""` ) ( `"""--.. .-'``'|`--..__ ) __..--`| / .--.| ``"""----.............----"""`` | / / | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. | | | | It maketh me to wake in green pastures: | | | | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. | | | | It restoreth my buzz. It leadeth me in the | | | | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. | \ \ | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the| `\ `\ | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal. | `. `\| For thou art with me. Thy cream and thy | / /| sugar, they comfort me. Thou preparest a | _/ / | carafe before me in the presence of mine | (__/ | enemies. Thou anointest my day with pep. | | My mug runneth over. Surely richness and | _..---""`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my /`""---.._ .-' \ life, and I will dwell in the House of / '-. : `-.__ Mocha forever. Amen __.-' : : )``"""-----.........-----"""``( : '._ `"---.....____ ____.....---"` _.' \""--..__ ````` __..--""/ '._ ```"""-----.......___________.......-----"""``` _.' `"""----....,,________ ________,,....----""""` `"""----"""`